NOISE WHY DID YOU THROW A TURD AND BRICK IN OUR BCS BOWL PUNCH BOWL?

PLAY-OFF...PLAY-OFF...PLAY-OFF...NO MORE PAY OFF...

NOW WE ALL KNOW NICK SABAN WEARING ALL BLUE AT THE SPRING GAME WAS HIS ENDORSEMENT FOR BOISE TO BE ANNEXED INTO THE GREAT STATE OF THE UNITED STATE OF ALABAMAR!!!

DOINK OUT

OAK -- W

PIT -- W

@GIANTS -- L

DEN -- W

@DAL -- L

@JAX -- W

PHL -- TOSS UP

@SD -- L

WK 9 BYE

@MIA -- L

WAS -- W

@HOU -- L

JAX -- W

IND -- L

HOU -- W

@KC -- W

@IND -- L if Peyton and starters play

It's the mid-tier schedule not the new players that make the Oilers a 9-7 team. No trades or acquisitions. CJ must carry and catch the offensive load. Will the young Britt, Washington, Scaife, Gage, Hankins, Hill, Stevens, & Cook improve? If CJ does down the Oilers are Jacksonville badd. The defense is trying to get better a defending the pass through the draft and healthy old players. VY is average. Rob Bironas and CJ battle for MVP. Bud Adams will not spend money to win championships. Not even close.


Lookout season here they come, Nashville Oilers T-Rac fun!
Nashville has Bud Adams by now you know what dat means,
Small market, needing new stadium, what cash,
like no one's ever seen,
Their in da draft & buying trash like Nate the 3 now 1,
Cuz when you say da Oilers you're talkin' the So-So Bowl.

Cuz they're the Nashville Oilers, Nashville Oilers
What shade of hue is Big Lots blue
Nashville Oilers, Nashville Oilers
They're 1 of 32.

DOINK'S COLLEGE FOOTBALL MANIFESTO EDITION


When I see someone post a manifesto with volumes of single spaced paragraphs I don't read it or skim read it mainly the 1st and last paragraph. So I will make bullet points, some rants, and not be 4000 words plus.



What I believe!

I love competitive college football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not a conference guy. Every team for themselves like basketball. A conference is a neighborood by distance is all. UT recruits against everybody everyday. Bowl tie-ins by conference sucks to prevent good match-ups.

I am for a play-off. Must be by force by the TV execs. The bowl season has jumped the shark.

While waiting for a play-off, I propose to include the bowls for the Heisman trophy. The NCAA is counting the stats anyway. Add some spice to a lousy bowl system.

I love UT but you better entertain me or I will watch another good game.

I do not watch UT play pay-per-view games. I will not watch UT-Martin vs UT.

Mike "the Brick" Hamilton needs Derek Dooley to succeed. One bad football hire puts the AD on the cliff.

Bad hire in football = clock is ticking. Maybe a basketball, tennis, and golf skool in da West is your future Hammy!

The jury is out for Derek Dooley. I like his staff. Don't be conservative like Diddy.

Go the VaTEch route good defense and try to make special teams the game difference maker to turn wins.

I will give Dooley time. I do want the HC to go Stephen A. Burroughs on game officials!!! That is your in-game job coach! No mercy CDD! Know your rule book! Research these stripes histories. Get under their skin! Wear them out! Work for the next call. Get fined by the league! Call out Rocky B Badd. Piss off Hyams!

Year 1 strategy - The fanbase will rally, rally, rally to Derek Dooley as one unified against the Zebras!!! LUV YA DD... DD Halloween masks and hair pieces will sell !!!

Coach Former is the center of the perfect storm of apathy 2000 that is UT. Playing not to win for sixteen long years. Lacking in-game adjustments. Bad coaching hires. Bad recruiting decisions. Lax discipline off the field.
Stupid explainations to the media. Les Miles is still trailing Former there.

'Killing Me Softly With His Song' FITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, John Ward retires 1998. Ward made the Vols sound better than they actually were. Preception is reality in college football.

No one could replace a legend, true but Bob Kesling??? Did he get play-by-play vetted during the hiring process? NOOOOOOOO!!!

A TV guy doing radio being The "Voice of the Vols"? Kesling gets hired for the overall title Director of Communications in my opinion. TV is a plus. Mike Keith primarily knows radio. Kesling gets the job and AwfulAnnouncing.com Pammy award winner 11 years running later...

Tim Priest and the sideline reporter are the saving graces of the broadcast. Mispronouncing names hello Vince/Derek Dooley, places, direction, down & distance, scores, not giving the time, down & distance, score during the game. Remember, he's a TV guy.

Year after year! "Into-da-redchecks-you-score"

Then there's Jimmy Hyams! The arrogant bore. Since 1999 5X a week plus gameday Saturdays. I am right, you are wrong attitude. A newspaper guy with limited social skills with 4 hours of on-air time to fill.

The fun patrol and Sudexho. The 2000's Neyland experience is a hassle not a feel good.



No wonder Vol fans are dragging in the dirt of gloom and despair in the 2000's.







Huge Underdog fan/any sport!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On any given Saturday could be an upset or fantastic performance. Wins and losses is not as important as how you play the game. Give effort players and coaches!




OUT with the UT Game Maxim #1 if you mean turnovers. The team with the most long plays wins. Football is not played liked rugby anymore but I do wonder why old geezers don't watch rugby b/c that is style football they want. The team who has a turnover last loses in a close game.

How many games in the modern era where the turn-over stats are 3 to 4 and the 4 t.o. wins? Defenses are taught to strip the ball all game long now. Enough to make the fewest turn-over maxim obsolete.

The offense are given 4 downs not 3 and punt the whole game. It burns me up to see an inferior team just lay down to a superior team by not trying nothing to score. Must be nice to get a paycheck for going through the motions.

Punting and field goals are for stat geek losers. 12-20 play drives are becoming history...Give me playmakers = the team with the most long plays wins!

Phil Fulmer played not to lose and the game "passed" him by. Johnny Majors would go up by 14 points and absoletely sit on it. Good teams got on a roll and "passed" Johnny by as well.

I love trick plays. Especially the underdog rising up even when the other team knows its coming. Boise STATE of mind games!

I love offense. Offense must be productive to win championships as well as defense. Alabama 1992 had a decent offense. Holding on in the 4th quarter of games the offense MUST move the ball for some 1st downs to rest the defense if you play that strategy. All offense and no defense can win games b/c the defense can take chances to make big plays. All defense and no offense means misery. The defense must steal the ball and go to da house some how some way. A lot harder to do.

Kicking field goals off of turnovers in big games is iffy at best usually Loserball.

I love big hits by anyone. Blocking or tackling or running over some guy.


The passing game is here to stay. Liberal use of the hands in blocking is not going away. Quick strikes with the pass is faster scoring than the running game.

I love max protect and throwing the bomb out of your own end zone. Hit it and win games!




The only SEC official I respect is Steve Shaw. He works out problems with common sense.

Not by the letter of the rule book. He cares w/o being arrogant.

The ACC has 2 officials I respect. Ron Cherry and Jack Childress

The Big 12 has Jon Bible I respect.

Why...Why SEC??? Too many flags...Taunting is what you Zebras do to the fans is what!!! I/We should not notice you guys. More suspensions I say!

Lay off the flag day Saturdays over-officialication overly-excessive Zebrasses, ie YOUR THE PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would rather have a stripe bear hug a scoring player a TD than throw an idiotic flag.

Football is an emotional game. Celebration is a part of the game. The spirit of the rule not the letter of the rule SEC. Chill....See other leagues

Speed up and I MEAN SPEED UP the upon further review...NEEEDDD a time limit!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are dinosaurs print media. Confirmation by millions and millions of virtual fans

Be more fan-friendly/Shaddup commercial noise in SEC venues. Hello to empty seats everywhere.

Go Boise, Go Houston, Go TCU, Go Nebraska, Go Oregon ST...Go most Underdogs...

Penn State #1 THE BEST student section in America/not even close!!!...22,000 students all together!!!

The SEC is not ALL Powerful. One team does not make a conference the best conference in America either SoCal.

Competition goes in cycles. This year the ACC is improved. UNC upsets LSU... The PAC-10 is decent.

Local 990 programming beyond going to outer reaches of non-entertainment...what a brain rot waste

Doc, Jeff, & Heather show I never listen to out of principle. Total garbage.

I only listen a little to John & Jimmy during afternoon drive time. Snooze & notes 15 to 25 minutes of what is going on once or twice a week. Like soap operas, Sportstalk is the same opinions and callers. If something different happens one of the local message boards posts it and I am up to speed. It only appears that I listen to Hyams. Jimmy is the same year after year.

J&J content is so 1980's. Jimmy can't handle opposing callers and he is supposed to be a talk show host taking callers. Talent and social skills Jimmy.


I like Tony's philosopy of sports is about passion and is supposed to be fun. Tony is a real talk show host with social skills. TB does not insult my intelligence. Not a multiple choice of sports talk around here. I do not know what Tone will talk about opening his show. Got street smarts and digs for 411.





I kid. I joke. Game time is different. I love to get into the ups and downs but not as intense as I used to be.